You know you wanna

Yes, give into me, my little sex bon-bons. I will even throw my wad at you--money clip anyone? Besides, my operating systems will always screw you in the end.

I tried praying to God once...

But now I just pray to myself. I recommend that you start praying to me as well. Admit it, you are now cloistering in your jeans to try this.

Go on and be one with the geek people.

Windows Vista rules, and I am your new god!

Oh, hello everyone! Hey, check this out. I'm totally amazing! I am your new god, bitch!

I know you totally creamed your jeans just now.

I'm here to save you

My glasses have super powers, don't you know?